Products – Ctrl Freak

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Here’s where you get to meet the Ctrl Freaks.

Try on some apparel from these family friendly femmes, or head over to Get Freaky or our Patreon page for the REAL #freaky stuff

"My Bitch/Girl/Man Got Autism" - Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

"My Bitch/Girl/Man Got Autism" - Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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'Backshots Here?' - Funny Video Game T-Shirt

'Backshots Here?' - Funny Video Game T-Shirt

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'I Spent All My Centrelink on This Shirt' - Comedic Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

'I Spent All My Centrelink on This Shirt' - Comedic Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

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'Spit Dealer' Women's Micro Ribbed Scoop Tank

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'Spit Dealer' Women's Micro Ribbed Scoop Tank

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'The Average Homeless Person Contains 126,000 Calories' - Humorous T-Shirt

'The Average Homeless Person Contains 126,000 Calories' - Humorous T-Shirt

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Ctrl Freak One Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak One Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Ana’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak ‘Ana’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Emma’ Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak ‘Emma’ Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Gremlin District’ Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak ‘Gremlin District’ Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Karma’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak ‘Karma’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Macy’ 2 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirtf

Ctrl Freak ‘Macy’ 2 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirtf

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Ctrl Freak ‘Macy’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak ‘Macy’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Neon District’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak ‘Neon District’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Nova’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirtf

Ctrl Freak ‘Nova’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirtf

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Ctrl Freak ‘Oreo’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Ctrl Freak ‘Oreo’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Ctrl Freak ‘Syn’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirtf

Ctrl Freak ‘Syn’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirtf

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Who Ate All The Pussy Meme T-Shirt – Soft Unisex Cotton Tee

Who Ate All The Pussy Meme T-Shirt – Soft Unisex Cotton Tee

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‘Arson is my Love Language’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘Arson is my Love Language’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘Can I Hit Your Vape’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘Can I Hit Your Vape’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘Can I Hit Your Vape’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘Can I Hit Your Vape’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘Chicken Nuggets’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘Chicken Nuggets’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘Ctrl Freak Vivian’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘Ctrl Freak Vivian’ Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘Cum First, Cry Later’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘Cum First, Cry Later’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘Daddy Issues in HD’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘Daddy Issues in HD’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘Edge’ Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘Edge’ Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘Fire Bird’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘Fire Bird’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘Here To Get Laid’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘Here To Get Laid’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘Horny Fish’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘Horny Fish’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘I Bark at Ubers’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘I Bark at Ubers’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘I Bite Kids’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘I Bite Kids’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘I Bite’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘I Bite’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘I Cry During Sex’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘I Cry During Sex’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘I Drink Milk’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘I Drink Milk’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘I Eat Mcflurry With a Fork’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

‘I Eat Mcflurry With a Fork’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt |

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‘I F*ck Like I Lie’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘I F*ck Like I Lie’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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‘I Have A Heart On’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

‘I Have A Heart On’ Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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